350,000 Reasons to Leave

The day after the election, Uffe queues at Migrationsverket for the grant his own government raised.

Episode 3 of 10 30 seconds

No worries. I still have my parachute.

What really happened

From 1 January 2026 the return-migration grant is 350,000 SEK per adult, up from 10,000.
Swedish citizens cannot get it.

The script

UFFE: One three hundred and fifty thousand, please. I would like to leave Sweden.

JIMMIE: Finally! Someone who wants it!

JIMMIE: Wait… you are Swedish.

UFFE: I can change!

UFFE: No worries. I still have my parachute.

JIMMIE: Can I have one?